“We all dream alone.”

“I just saw a couple screaming at each other in the street. Classic Valentine’s Day.”

“Twitter is a simple service used by smart people. Facebook is a smart service used by simple people.”

“Don’t make me come there and touch you where it counts.”

“How do I wake up and not care for someone?”
(Talking about she all of a sudden hated a certain person)

“Fuck the nigs.”
(When the trailer got stolen)

“Have a f’ing pen pal in China.”
(I forgot what this was about but it was funny)

Me: “I’m gonna lock you out the house.”
Kris: “I got a debit card.”

“That’s vital to my life.”
(Talking about the only pen she had for finals)

Katrina: “I’m off like a prom dress.”