Crackbook

Legit things about me

1. Don’t shave your legs while intoxicated (it’s a bad idea dude.)

2. I say the the word dude a lot.

3. I have a a crackbook…obviously.

4. Jim carrey is my idol.

5. Rockband and Rob and Big are my life.

6. I never give up an opportunity to do the “Yes Dance.”

7. I have my own sense of fashion. And I am probably not gonna have any friends left because of it.

8. Figi water is the most legit water.

9. I laugh up storms.

10. Halloween is most important holiday. It’s when it all began. My anniversary. I meet the best people there!

11. Charleston lingo that noone other than the crew understands: hotbox, well damn, wet blanket, worhtless, your dumb, fatass, I mean I mean, really now, freedom, hoe out, coming in hot, ice chest, it’s whatever, bite me, where do you wanna sit paula?,legit shit, jew, in the butt, you’re radiating, contrasting, well damn da da damn damn damnnn!!, I’m done, your done, you have something on your shirt, too legit to fucking quit, HOLY SHIT!, gooked me (gook), hey guyyyysss heyyyy!!!, that’s a ripe one, dg’s, GDI’s.

12. I’m weird about drinking dark stuff.

12. My make weird food combinations.

14. Where’s my…..

18. Macdonalds breakfast and taco hell.

19. I love Roly Poly.

20. I’m a different species.

21. I cannott function without music.

22. I am a twin..and yes Clayfus she exists.

23. My talent is laughing, loosing money, and leaving my shit everywhere and forgetting where I put it.

24. If my phone is turned off…it means I’m asleep.

25. I am not a competive person…except for Rockband.

26. I brush my teeth in hot water.

27. I am on the tennis team (go ahead and laugh)

28. I use a hair dryer for a bed warmer.

29. Jammin’ out with Kristals in the car to our emo music.

30. I am gifted at loosing money before I even get to the place where I’m going to spend it.

31. I love scissors and lighters.

32. If I could be an animal it would be a llama.
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MY LIFE QUOTE:

“I can’t think about this no..I’ll think about it tomorrow.”

-Scarlet form “Gone with the Wind”

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My name is Paula and I write down every funny thing on a daily basis… This is my way of sharing those funny things with the world!

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