Adam

Adam about Kev

“He wanted to preheat his tires.”
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Adamn

“Partying is my workout.”
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Adamn

“C’mon man I have to live here.”
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Adam and Collin

Colin: “Damn you’ve got class tommorow.”

Adamn: “Do you not know who I am? I’m Adam fucking Jones.”
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Adamn and Mel

Adam “I thought you were making a drink.”

Mel: “I am making a drink…a water drink.”
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Adamn

“Does it come with pig tails?”

(Talking about a Halloween outfit.)
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Adamn

:Leaning tower of technology.”

(Adam talking about a leaning piece of funiture at Kevbo’s house that has a shitload of technology sitting on it.)
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Adamnn

“Somethings really funny….I didn’t get the punch line.”
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Adam and Craiggals

Adam: “Robin found her keys.”

Craig: “I didn’t know she lost ‘em.”
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Adam

“Fucktard.”

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Adamn being a sarcastic fuck

“Where do you think these fucks are going…no it’s 5 clock traffic!!!

(Adam stuck in traffic on the phone with someone way to Carolina Cup ‘08.)
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Adam and Mel and weird guy in public speaking class

Adam to Mel: “Dude…I don’t know if he has a crush on me or on you.”
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Adamn

“You’re not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Adam and Mel

Mel: “It’s a shitbox!”

Adam: “no…shipwatch.”
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Adamn to Mellfus

“How was the view from the couch?”
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Adam to Kev (LA Roadtrip)

“Kevin, in the next life I hope you’re a damn bird; so you can fly everywhere.”

(Adam says this because everytime we passed a airplane or airport Kevin was saying while on the way to LA, he’d bitch saying how he thinks we should have flown to LA and that there is still a chance to fly there.)
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Adam to Melcifer (LA Roadtrip)

“Tell her we’ll meet her at Ryans..and not the buffet.”
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Adam to Mel

“I mean I’m kind of a big deal.”

(Adam telling mel that he is staying at CSU.)
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Adamn about me

“Just think about it, if she was playin’ dumb she would have smart moments…and she never has those.”
——————————————————————Adam to Mel

“I’ll trade you some toilet paper for a baja mountain dew.”
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Adam about a Citadel kids

“Bags of douche.”
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Adam Jones

“Get a car fax to make sure that shit didn’t come from Lousiana flood damage.”
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Adams dad to Harry

“If you don’t drink and drive don’t complain.”

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Adam about me in his speech

“Dumber than dirt.”
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Adam to Mel

(Everytime they go to Northwoods mall in North Charleston.)

“Mel…stay close.”
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A-damn to Me

Me: “Alright, well drink some for me.”

Adamn: “Ahh, you know that I can’t drink for me and you both… I would probably die of alcohol poisonin’”
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“If people were more like me… then there would be no drama.”
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“I wish sex was a Sport Recreational Center.”
——————————————————————Adam to Kev

“Shitbox Xbox.”
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“God, I smell like fucking sex.”
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“Jet fuel for his dick!”
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“Sexreational.”

——————————————————————Adam about CSU

“It’s like a year round Bible camp.”
——————————————————————Adam to me

“Paula, what the fuck are you wearing? Are you a redneck?”

(He was talking about the outfit that I was wearing while doing the Yes Dance at Kevbo’s place.”
—————————————————————–Adam’s premeditated conversation for Me to Taren

Taren: “I’m gonna have take this wine from you.”

Me: “How’s Parker?”
——————————————————————Adam to Kristy

“You know a lot about a person when they brush their teeth.”
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“It wasn’t the cops… It was fucking Paula Anne.”
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“This fraternity creates more drama then girls.”
——————————————————————Adam to Craig

“Between Kevin’s D.U.I and your job, y’all are wetter then a goddamn water park.”
——————————————————————Adamn about Jordan McD.

“It’s no longer ‘pledge bitch’….it’s just ‘bitch.’”
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“I don’t wanna go to a college that has a jingle.”
——————————————————————Adam’s Motto

“Whatever the bitch says goes.”

(This is what he is gonna says to people who come to his house and he is gonna post it outside on the door.)
——————————————————————Adam to Mel

“It was FUCKING gas.”

(When Eddie farted on Mel.)
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“You’re like fucking great Mel… like a million and a half dollars.”

(Adamn and Mel arguing in New Orleans.”
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“That’s a good mustache right there.”

(Talking about her hairy ankle.)
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Adam: “I have a feeling the building is going to burn down tonight.”

Mel: “Well, since you said it it’s probably gonna happen”

Adam: “Well, then it’s water under the bridge…water under the dam.”
——————————————————————Adamn to Kev (LA Roatrip)

“How much do you think a camera crew cost?”
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“Mel needs to stop being a bitch…If anyone has the right to be a bitch that’s harriet.”

——————————————————————Adam to Harr (LA Roatrip)

“Your knee’s probably gonna hurt (pause) for the rest of your life.”

(He is basing this theroy around his knee..and how it’s still fucked up.)
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“A little humor on the fire…make it burn real nice.”
——————————————————————Adam to Kev(LA Roadtrip)

“…You’re lucky your tall.”

(He says this while trying to rape kevin)
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“See my car is like a mystery box. You never know what your gonna get.”

(Talking about breaking in cars and since his windows are so dark people don’t really know what’s in there.)
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“I don’t like odd numbers…they’re odd.”
—————————————————————–Adam Jones at a gay breakfast place in New Orleans (LA Roadtrip)

“I am being bambarded by A.C. Slater.”
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“The whole butthole finger deal.”

(Talking to Mrs. Mary Kate describing his run in with A.C. Slater and using the motion of his finger and fist.)
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“I’ll wrap it up like a fucking pita….that I didn’t get.”

(Day after New Years)
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“Gah Mel this is SUCH an operation.”

(Adam bitching about unplugging the aero bed from the wall.)
——————————————————————Adam to Mel in the hotel (LA Roadtrip)

“Mel, your shits not gonna pack itself.”
——————————————————————Adam to Kevin (LA Roadtrip)

“Oh, thanks Kevin for getting my fucking nut powder.”
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“I’m gonna have a G.P.A of a fucking god”
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“Whatever Squidward plays.”
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“Can I get a jar of glaze?”

(Talking about how much he loves the glaze on Krispy Kreme doughnuts.)
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“We’ll take the other rover, pull the fuck over, get the fuck out my way.”

(Adam on the interstate.)
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“Why? Kevin, why do you ask why? Why is the worst fucking word in the dictionary.”
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