Everyone Else

~~~~~A~~~~~~

Anna about her ex roomate

“I don’t know why anyone would wanna live if your that boring.”
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Anna Matthews

“Rebox with the fur.”

(Anna’s drunk ass getting the lyrics all wrong.”
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Anna Matthews

“Yeah, and they looked at me like I said like I dunno like…Acid in my ass.”
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Anna Matthews

“I wasn’t even throwing up… I was like drooling.”
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Annna

“My brain just needs a beer.”
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Austin Zoog

“That is some serious finger juice.”
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~~~~~B~~~~~~

Baldwin

“Most of the art books are pitures. That’s my favorite kind of books. And that’s kind of bad to say cause my father is a writer.”
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Ben frank

“Imma shoot someone…oh wait…dont take that literally. Oh shit, here goes another lockdown.”

(Ben making fun of CSU because of all the gay lockdowns.)
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Ben Frank

“A relationship killer.”
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Ben Frank

“I think I got drunk when he breathed in my face.”
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Ben Rowe

“I’d rather sit in church on Sunday.”

(He is saying he would rather be in church than sit in Swindall’s class.)
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Billy Jones

“I’m like a pecan tree…I produce every other year.”
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Billy

“Are you with me taratocla?”
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Billy

“My underwear are in weird places!”
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Billy

“The trick is… When your hungry…just go brush your teeth.”
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Bobby to Kristy

“You’re a serious buzz killer.”
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Bobby

“……So if you’re trying to kill yourself then there is probably a cheaper way of doing it.”
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Brad Barwick

Brad: “Call me slut.”

Me: “It’s too late.”

Brad: “JK, I think my phone would get an STD from your phone call.”
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Brad’s insults

“hemmoroid suckin vaginal disscharge”

“used hairy tampon sucker”
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Bre

“It’s not like if we get stabbed its our fault.”

(Bre asked if the door was locked and I said no and she said this.)

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Bre

“Burn my nose hairs.”

(This when she was smelling the armpits of her Wofford dress.)
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Bre to Kevbo

“Less in my drink cause that one made my ears tingle.”
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Bre

“Go smoke your fuckin happy grass.”

“Walmarts.”
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Bre and Me

Me: “She’s on my shit list.”

Bre said: “No, she’s on my fuckin’ hit list.”

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~~~~~~C~~~~~~

Cale

“I gotta queen size bed.”
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Cale

“The shitters occupied…bitch!”
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Chase Hooks

“You’re suppose to get on top of the car and get up and do the macarena.”
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Chase to Me

“Up your cooch.”
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Chris(child ps)

“I’ll work overtime.”

(How to afford diapers.)
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Christin Clark

“Do you think if a stripper used a mouse like this, it would be sexy?”
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Christin Clark

“Dude, do you drink water.. Cause they sell that. Dude I’m dropping this class.”
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Christin Clark

“Dude, I feel like my eyeballs are about to pop out of my head…it’s amazing.”
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Clay (sb)

“Wow…look at all the people.”
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Clayfuck

“This show is worse than bad box.”

(Talking about One Tree Hill.)
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Cody Scuba’s couch

“When you sit down…you fall down.”

“That tacky piece of shit.”

(Talking about that ugly couch at his house.)
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Cody

“Is chiselled as scissors.”
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Colby

“That way they know who the fuck I am not!”
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North Charleston Court House

“All requests will be ignored in the order in which they were recieved.”
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Courtney present by Aunt Paula

“Give her a box of chocolate and say this is real healthy.”
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Craig about Kristy

“She would leave her tits if they weren’t atttached.”
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Craig about Newies

“Hey guys!.. Let’s go to the store and get a soda pop!”

(Craig says this is how NH people talk when Me, Kris, and Kev are in the car on the way to bowling alley.)
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Craig to Harriet

“You are a true Christian.”

(Getting him a beer and opening it.)
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Craig to Harriet the spy

“You livin’ on the edge…you little rascal.”
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Craig to Me to Sarah Myers*

“Tell her to dig her on damn grave and we dig ours.”
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Craig to Mel

“It’s the brown one.”

(Talking about keys…. Keys aren’t brown they are gold.)
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Craig

“Just the thougt is expensive.”
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Craig

“Everyone likes a piece of ass but nobody likes a smart ass.”
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Craig

“Kristy.. What the hell are you doing…making roads.”

(Kristy playing in her food.)
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Craigalls

“Take a shot and shut up.”

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Craiggggallls

“He has hair all over his hiny hole.”

(Talking about dogs.)

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~~~~~D~~~~~~

Danielle Harris about Adam

“He fucked up my whole life… 5 years.”
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Dave

“Tell him to hitch that bitch.”
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David Babb

“Gastrointestinal gooch grb.”

“Then ima pimp slap my bitch.”
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Dog the Bounty Hunter

You are not out of breath..imagine you ran 10 feet
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Dolores Jones

Classmate: “What are you doing…”

Dj: “Destroying your life.”
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Dolores Jones

“Joy juice..a cheap thrill.”

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Dr. Carroll

“Praise the lord and pass the adderall.”
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Dude off food network

“Warms your body and spirit at the same time… and it’ll put the kids to sleep.”

(Redwine coffee)
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~~~~~E~~~~~~

Eair to DJ

“I know what you did… You did what I do.”
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Eair

“I don’t understand 2 balls and a dick. Whether it be an animal or not…I mean… men might as well be.”
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Eair

“You can tell my life is reck when m closets a reck.”
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What what Eaire she says everyday

“Would you be my friend if……”
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Eairrrr to Me

“What was that?? I couldn’t hear you through the fruit loops.”
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Eddie and Megs

Megs: “Are you a freshman?”

Eddie: “No.”

Megs: “Then why are you hangin’ out with freshmen girls?”

Eddie: “Get ‘em while they are young.”
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English Davidson about Abby

“I had class with that roadwhore.”
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English to Sarah in the gym

(Tapping Sarah on the shoulder…)Excuse me bitch… Could you get outta my way..I’m sweating my ass off

(Sarrh will be in the gym like standing infron of the fan and admiring herself in the mirrors..while English has been sweating her ass off.)
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Eric

“I’m legalized to drink.”
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Eric

“Teamwork..there’s no I in drunk.”
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~~~~F~~~~~~

Face

“Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly”
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Fantasy Factory

“We make deals and we break records” -rob drdeck
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Fb quote: Jessica Cassick

“Wants to know if a man is a womanizer..is a woman a manizer?”

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Fb- John

“There are three types of ppl in the world: the ppl who make things happen, the ppl who watch things happen…and the ppl who wonder what happened.”
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Fuckin Courtney

“Marianne said she saved the best for last and then courtney said and the worst for first.”

“Save the worst for first.”
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~~~~~G~~~~~~

Gabe Gilmour

(Talking about football.)

D. Jones: “It’s just a game.”

Gabe: “It’s more than a game…it’s a way of life.”
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Garret Moore

“Where the fuck is Quiznos?”
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Garret

“I feel like I just ate an elephant.”
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Garrett to Mel

“The volume is wide open.”
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~~~~~H~~~~~~

Haley (erikas friend)

“You and your coochie cutter shorts.”
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Harr and Me

Me: “Dude I got this.”

Harr: “Dude…ya don’t.”

Me: “Dude maybe I don’t.”

Harr: “Dude no ya didn’t.”

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Herve

“It’s not the ‘white’ house anymore.”

(This is what he said in English glass during the prayer.)
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Herve

“I guess your ass is too big for your pants.”
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~~~~J~~~~~~

“I’m living today. R u?”

Jack and Adam

Jack: “I am willing to take this mug and break it on your head.”

Adam: “Yeah, and I am willing to pick up the pieces and cut you with them.”
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Jack from Will and Grace

“Fear wrapped in fat roll in arrogance.”

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Jake and Cale

“It happens.”
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Jake to Kristy

“Your car smellls like vacation.”
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Jake

“Dude, I don’t think that I would be alive if it wasn’t for lean cuisine.”
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Jake(Kristy’s little cousin)

“They have gross hair. You can see their mustaches. It’s gross.”

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Jame

“Weeds are pot heads.”

Jamie McMillan

A family member asks: “Where’s Mama Mac?”

Jamie says: “I think that she went to take a bath.”

(This is during Christmas.)
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Jayda

“I just want some leaves to chew on.”
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Jennayyyyy

“Watch out for the herpes on it.”
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Jennnnayyy

“Don’t make anyone a priotry when you’re just an option.”
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Jennnnnnister

“I smell like redneck.”
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Jennnnnnnaaay

“…And how is this ice cream?”
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Jenny

“It smells like bad farts and black people.”

(What she said our hall smelled like.)
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Jim to Me and Mel

Jim: “Is it sunny outside?”

Us: “No.”

Jim: “I guess she didn’t get the memo.”
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Jimbo Ho

“Should I hotbox it in there and make it like a fucking oreo?”

(Talking about where to park the car…in between 2 black cars.)
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Jimbo Ho

“That was terrible to say. Like I said…terrible to say.”

“Taking it or fucking leave it.”
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John

“If I’m halfway in the room will I get a 50 dollar fine.”
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Josh to Mel

Josh: “Go eat your goddamn hash browns.”

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~~~~~K~~~~~~

Kaddatz to Don Little

“Imma kick his ass in his face.”

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Kat Williams

“I don’t care who you are gas is toooo high.. I don’t care if you have millions. You should not be at the gas pump making life decisions.”

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Kit Kat

“Like seriously… If u can’t go the speed limit then why drive at all?!”

(Kat bitching at a car while on the phone with Melfus.)
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Kate

“…that vidoe just mad e my day…well maybe my year…or possibly my life!”
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Kelsey A to Me

“You know we are all gonna die from something…your gonna die from bleach in your tampon.”
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Kelsey about Corona

“Mexican piss.”
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Kelsey to Matt about Kathryn

“No! She might burn.”

(This was during the Carolina Cup when fun bags passed out and Matt was gonna but a heated blanket on her.)

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Kelsey A

“I don’t  sleep with fuckin music.”
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Kelsi to Me

“We don’t a parrot.”
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Kelvin

“If you’re drunk…you get home a lot quicker.”
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Kiefer

“I got a number for a good hooker if you want one for your birthday.”
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Kit Kat

“My toes look pretty.”

(This was a random ass comment she says right before taking a picture.)
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Kit Kat

“I need to get pumped up to get dressed up.”

(Riding in the car to BJ’s before the Mel’s deb ball.)
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Kris Rogers

Me: “Shut up…backseat driver!”

Kris: “You’re a horrible front seat driver.”
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Kris Rogers

“Yeah, we can pee and hold hands!”
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Kristen Floyd about some girl in Duck’s

“She looks like she’s 14 since she’s been 14.”
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Kyle Thomas

Me: “You smell good.”

Kyle: “You look good.”
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Kylee

“He cracks the crap outta me!”
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Kylee

“No, if my kids get that they are going to their grandparents.”

(Talkin about lice.)
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~~~~~L~~~~~~

Lance

“The buttons don’t work.”

(Talking about his damn hotboxed cellular device.)
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Les to Me

“Paula Anne imma need you to keep it dry.. In anyway you can think of.”
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Leslie

“Be classy and leave.”
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Leslie

“Way to go chief.”
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Leslie

“Would you like an oral fixation?”
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Bre

“Let’s make it like a tom and cruise.”

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Levi

“Wacky tobacky.”
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Lilly quote (from hannah montana)

“Life is a lot easier witha sense of humor.”
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Lindsey T.

“I should of wore a shorter shirt so I could show my shorts off.”
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Livvy and Me

Me: “I hate Monday, Wednesday, Friday.”

And livvy says: “I hate everyday of the week.”
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Livvy to Kristy

“Yeah, cause you drive that stupid standard and nobody else could drive it.”
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Livvy to Me about Kris

“She doesn’t want one….she wants eight.”

(Talking about boys.)
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Luke Duke

“Is if I can’t do it homie; it can’t be done.”
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~~~~~M~~~~~~

M

guess what I’m coming home tonight and going to stalk you tomorrow
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Mall person

“Is there any purpose as to where we are walking?”
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Matt Cottingham to Me

“Your the slack shady ass.”
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Matt Cott

“I had no shoes, no shirt, and all kinds of problems.”
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Matt

“Don’t ask questions…know the answer.”
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Matthew Ray

“…is normally doesn’t like complaining on here, but god I am lonely. Oh well, no one to blame but me.”

(His status.”
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Megan Foster

“I got something that nobody can fix… Retarded.”
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Melissa about Jim

“He is the weirdest thing I have ever met in my life.”
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Mike and Aubrey from Making the Band

“You get close to something too hot…yo ass git burt.”

“Loudest person in the room is the one who know the least.”

“To the highest pisstivity.”
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Mama Jones

“Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.”
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Mama Jones

“You can’t make the wind blow.”
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Mama Jones

“That’s your boyfriends sister”

12-19-07
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Mrs. Katherine and Gracen

(And the phone rings)

Gracen (is panicing and says): “Mrs. Katherine you don’t by chance have my clothes.”

Mrs. Katherine: “Yeah, I’m about to wash ‘em.”

Gracen: “Nooooo, them are my lucky draws.”
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My date with the presidents daughter

“If you were more careful like me then you wouldn’t have a life.”
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~~~~~N~~~~~~

Nancy Grace

“They put the perfume on the pig.”
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Nick Moody

“I twisted my toe.”
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Nick Moody

“Secrets don’t make friends.”
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~~~~~O~~~~~~

Off of Dancin with the Stars

“You lit up cranky pants.”
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“Oh you’ve now joined us…the frozen chosen.”
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~~~~~P~~~~~~

Paula Brouthers

“Germ jelly.”

(Talking about anti-bacterial and calling it this instead of germ 8.)

If you know every lyric every note…u should pprobably listen to someething else.

(When driving…the same shit gets old and doesn’t help keep you alert. And it will put you to sleep just like Mama.)

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Prof. Motley

“If you just use your brain and your book…yull be fine.”

(Someone’s professor said this.)
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Professor at Horry Tech

“Gases aren’t shiny…they are generally invisible.”
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~~~~~R~~~~~~

Random quote by Kappy from Greek

“This salad is like a party.”
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Reba (the show)

Reba: “Barber Jean, give me something to do…”

Baber Jean: “Welll… Uhhh… You could get a ladder and get off my back.”
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ROB AND BIG

Rob: “Not only is it murdered out it’s modernized…gone flat black.”

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ROB AND BIG

Rob: “You can catch one of these houses for 75 thousand.”

Big: “..And across the yard the next morning.”

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ROB AND BIG

Rob: “This is a little bit more offical then I anticipated.”

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ROB AND BIG

Big: “I was givin’ you a thug hug.”

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ROB AND BIG

Rob: “I don’t like the smell of ac and fart.”

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ROB AND BIG

Rob: “I’m not a fun forcer.”
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Robby

“Patience is waiting for something to happen but knowing it will.”
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Robby

“Are there any cows around here? A COW!!!”
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Runs House

Rev: “Those give a diesease called my funds are low.”
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Ryan Ard

“Mel…how pink are your shorts.”

(Talking about a pair of shorts she had on that were neon pink.”
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Ryan Ard

“See you in like soon.”
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~~~~~S~~~~~~

Sb (The Ringer)

“When the fuck did we get ice-cream?!”
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Scottie from LA

“I’m Scottie… I don’t know… I just agree.”
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Sean about Clayton

“Oh, but we made eye contact…through the glasses.”
(Talking about sunglasses and how even though a person is wearing sunglasses you can still see their eyes.”
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Sean Sweeney to Mel about the Catholic person

(Sprinkling water on the head)

“God bless these tits…I mean you!”

(Talking about the Catholic Priest probably baptized Mel by thanking God for her boobs..since they are so big.”
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Sean Sweeney

“I love how Wal-Marrt has a no questions asked policy…they take everything back.”
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Sean Sweeney and Kristy

Sean: “Can I have a piece of paper?”

(Kristy gives him like half of a half of a notecard.)

Sean: “I asked for a piece of paper..not a quarter of a notecard!”
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Sean Sweeney to Me

“…The mail box key…that I’ve never had mail in.”

(He was explaining all the keys on his clusterfuck of a keychain.”
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Seinfield on MICKdonalds

The sign at MICK D’s says: “89 billion sold!”

Seinfield: “…okay I’ll have one.”

(What Seinfield think the sign should say:”MICKdonalds..we are doing very well.”
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Seinfield

“You look pretty good what are you eating? I’ll eat that.”

(He is talking about grocery shopping and how when skinny people shop for food he wants to eat that shit.)
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Spencer Chaffin to Livvy

“I mean seriously is this a text fest?”

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Spencer Chaffin

“Well that got shot down.”
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Steph to Me

“No wonder you sleep so good…it just knocks you out.”

(Steph said this to me about my blanket on 1-9-08.)
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Susan and Stokes

Stokes: “Did I say you could sit by me!?!”

Susan: “Did I ask?”
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Son-Jara

“What sitting will not solve; travel will resolve.”
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~~~~~T~~~~~~

Taren’s sayings

“Are you smelling what I’m cookin’?”

“Are you pickin’ up what I’m laying down?”

“I like the element of surprise.”

“Whose sippin’ the haterade?”
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Todd Hoy about CSU food

“I’ve thrown up things that look better than this.”
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Todd hoy quotes

“I’m tryin to order here!”

“I have a group sex problem.”

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Todd Hoy

“Not my sluts.”

(Some girls walk in and Todd says that.)
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Todd Hoy

“But I ate lots of garlic. I have a heart condition…it’s good for it.”
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Todd Hoy

“I’m not a cement eater.”
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Todd Hoy

“Quit your bitching and pitch in!”
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Tommy

“That’s the way I run it.”
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Trey to Mel

“Your talking is just fucking my meal up.”
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~~~~~V~~~~~~

Vern

“I’m not a dancer.. I’m a designer.”
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~~~~~W~~~~~~

Warren’s Way: Rules for beer pong:

Me: “What are the rules?”

Warren: “Just get the shit in the cups.”
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Wyatt on Kris V-mail

“Ey ey ey…ey I got youe jacket bitch! You’re not answering my phone calls…and I don’t like it!”
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~~~~~Z~~~~~~

Zach to DL

“Hey listen Don…you’re little.”
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Zach K. to every drunk person

“Do you know what to say to people when they’re  drunk, hit every tree on the way home.”
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