Crackbook

FAM

Mama Jones

“Well, if you put money on it… it won’t make it well.”
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Mama

“Worry brings c’s.”
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Aunt Paula

“Squirel money.”
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Mama to Me

“Buckle up and shut up.”
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Mama

“Diamonds are appropriate anytime.”
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Aunt Paula

“This is Paula (it is a nurse’s name) and aunt paula said to the nurse…”That’s a good name.”

(This was right before her surgery and she was dumb from meds.”
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Aunt Paula

“Are you writing a book? If so then leave that chapter out.”
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Mama

“Don’t start an addiction you can’t get up with.”

(Mama said this when I said I could be smokin)
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The guy at t-roys(that Aunt Paula danced with at our deb ball.)

Mama: “But they don’t know what I want.”

Dude: “Oh, just tell ‘em to order you a beer.”
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Mama

“My heart doesn’t melt the same way hers does”
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Mama Jones

“If every person liked the same doctor then we would never get to see him.”
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Mama Jones

“My behind… It feels like lead.. It’s so heavy.”
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Mama Mac to Dad

Daddy to mama mac when the house was burning. Mama mac asked dad to get something from the upstairs
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Mama Jones

“There’s more room on the outside then there is on the inside.”
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My name is Paula and I write down every funny thing on a daily basis… This is my way of sharing those funny things with the world!

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