Harriet

Harr to Me

“You need a glass house.”

(She said this because I can never find my shit.)
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Harr

“Actually, you might wanna spray something…it didn’t sound good.”
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Harr to Me

“I just want to throw a book at you.”
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Harr

“It’s that time again…it’s ticket timeeee!!!!”

(Talking about getting another 100 dollar ticket for parking in handicap to CSU.)
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Harr

“One day her hand is not gonna stop…it’s just gonna go right across your face.”
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Harr about Clayton

“Yeah, but I don’t know why he wanted nasty booty.”
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Harr

“Adderall makes me say weird things.”
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Harr to Me

“I’m gonna laugh one day when it catces on fire and you smell something burning and it’s your skin.”

(Talking about how it’s bad that I sleep with hair dryers on to serve as a heating blanket.)
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Harr

“I just wanna punch somebody. Yeah.. And you know who it should be. Yeah the shcool!!… Don Little step up to the plate.”
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Harr

“I don’t know what kind of day she was having, but I let her know what kind of morning she gave me.”

(What Harr said to the bitch during Maymester.)
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Harr, Adam, and Landon

“Did you just call her a dog???”
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Harr

“I would laugh and shit in my pants at the same time.”
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Harr to Me

“Taren’s got a grandmas ass…look at it.”
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Harr

“I’m so use to almost being killed that now it doesn’t even phase me anymore.”
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Harriet to balck people about M.L.K day

“We didn’t celebrate ridiculous holidays.”
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Harr to Me

“It’s so easy to fall in a pattern with you because your too dumb to figure it out.”
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Harriet pushing Mellon tits and my fat ass in WallyMarts

“Granny pusher.”
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Harr

“We need an award passed around for pointless stories.”
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Har about Kris

“She about cried when you thumped the adderall.”
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Harriet

“There are no words…”
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Harriet to Nanke

“Nanke, you’re gonna die of emphizma.”
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Harrrrrr

“I get to have bimbo moment…I earned them.”

“Angel points for Harriet.”
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Harr to Bre

“Not everyone has an iron stomach, Bre.”

1-19-08
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Harr

“The higher the hair… the higher the social status.”
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Harr

“It smells like bounce in the refrigerator.”
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Harr

“Her cake looks better than she does.”

(Talking about Rebecca Jordon on her wedding day.)
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Harr about Cody Steves

“He’s probably typing with his teeth.”

(Talking about how Cody can type with two fucked up hands!)
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Harry

“The alcoholic beverage we call a car.”
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Harriet the spy

“In high school Paula Annes favorite words were, ‘I don’t understand’ and now in college her favorite words are, ‘You don’t understand.’”
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Harriet and Mel

“Oh, I’ll just do it tomorrow.”

(Talking about the coins paper and it was already like 4 days late.)
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Har to Mel

Harriet: “Mel, you want me to blow you up?”

Mel: “Sure…with my fat ass on it.”

(Pun_ talking about the air matress.)
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Harr to Me

“Paula Anne, you tap dance on my last nerve.”
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Mama and harriet

(During the show the firt 48)

Mama: “What is that noise?”

Harriet: “The tick tock of a counting clock.”
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Harriet

“Ahhh pish posh.”
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Harriet to Mel

“Paula Anne is like my Adam.”
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Harriet to Kevbo

“Any closer and my dad will make you marry me!”
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Harriet

“Astro cream”

-umm lubricant

(Need to finish)
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Harriet and Me about guys

Me: “Play the field.”

Harriet: “I don’t care about the field. I don’t even see the field.”
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Harr

“I’m tryin this new diet where I don’t eat all day, and then I pig out on one meal, I think it’s working.”
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Harr

“I want a meaningful meal.”
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Harr about Mel

“She wants to keep everyhing in a time capsule and keep it the same, but everytime she goes back something is different.”
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Harr’s birthday cake analogy

“We love you but your not getting a birthday cake.”
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Harrs saying

“You’re Kristy’s drug and Mellody’s pot.”
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Harr

“That’s why we had the Boston Tea Party, bitch…so we don’t haveta pay taxes.”
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