Chris Owens
“I feel like we need to put a lock on the other side so you can’t come in here.”
(He said this to us and Mel.)
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J Chris
“Jordan’s birtday is bad for my G.P.A”
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J Chris
“Mel, can I just spray you down with PAM and them make sweet love to you?”
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J Chris
“Quit your bitching and pitch in.”
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Chris Owens
“Could I have 7 cheesy beefy burritos.”
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J chris about our poli sci class
“I feel like they don’t know how to study. He gives you a study guide…go look up the answers and shut the hell up.”
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Chris to Kaitlyn
“You need to shut up or you need to leave.”
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J Chris
“Dude, I’m trying to talk to people and you’re giving me head.”
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