Kristy

Kristallls

“I’m like an alcoholic outta shape fat ass.”
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Kristy

“You hotboxed yourself.”
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Kristals

“I felt like I was conquering the roads with that Tahoe.”
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Kristals to Me

“You’re a waste of a life.”
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Kristals

“He’s hotboxable.”

(Talking about the nevershoutnever.)
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Kristy

“My chipmunk cheeks just come naturally red.”
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Kristal

“I’m a raging alcoholic now.”
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Krisssstalls

“I was so dehydrated I didn’t even wanna kiss.”
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Kristy

“I have gas through the mouth.”
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Kristy the whore

“The whole time I was telling him no pda no pda….but then I got drunk.”
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Kris

“Ohhh… That was a Kevin fart.”
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Kris and Jake Hak-a-Lak

Jake: “Am I on speaker phone?”

Kris: “No.”

Jake: “Are you lying?”

Kris: “Yes.”
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Kris and Chris

Chris Poston: “You smart me one more time imma hang up on you.”

Kristy: “Well go for it!”
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Kristy

“….Let me smell in there first.”

(She is talking about our bathroom)
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Kristals

“I think my jeans just got tighter.”

(This is what she says right after she ate.)
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Kristy to a pedestrian

“Noone would of cared if he’d gotten hit.”
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Kris

“Maybe I cooled it down that fast.”
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Kris to Me about Kevbo

“I better strap up.”

(When me and kris were laying by the pool with our straps down and Kevbo came out and this is what Kris said.)
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Kristy and dude

Dude: “How did you get here?”

Kristy: “I drove…”

(Someone asked Kristy how she got here from Newie.)
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Kristy to Jake-Hak-a-Lak

Kristy: “Same amount as last time….plus one.”
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Kristen Stokes

“Bull shatockey.”
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Kris about Wyatt

“We were just ment to hump.”
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Kristy

“Boyfriends are like the best thing that ever happened to me… Other than my wife. That is far way better.”
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Kristy

“Dude, I’m dropping this class as fast as can kiss a boy.”
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Kris about Bethany

“That’s a hot blue purse.”

“She’s just hot all around. One hot shit.”
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Kris

“He’s gonna have a whole page written on yours.”
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Kristy

“I don’t know if I trust this orange.”

(She literally is holding an orange and looks at it and says this.)
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Kristy

“Adam was on Craig’s face.”
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Kristy

“I just throw a hat on for all my problems.”
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Kris

“Your whole face is like, ‘what is that’.”
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Kristy Klappp

“That’s one reason why I like winter time…  you can cover the fuck up.”
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Kristy’s Analogy

“This is us.. Tight as a tootsie roll pop.”

(Talking about our relationship.)
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Kristy about sweet tea vodka

“We are gonna mix it with lemonade and it’s gonna become light!”

(She said this because I was nervous about drink it because i didn’t want it to stain my teeth.)
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Krisstals

“You know I’m going to see Mickey, so I can have a lint infested jacket.”
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Kristalssssss

“It’s like lingering in my butthole.”

(Talking about her fart.)

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