MELLODY

Mel

“What the bitch says goes.”
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Melfus

“I had to scream to get the goosebumps out.”
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Melfus about our tennis coach

“Did you see what he looked liked when he passed through the window.”
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Mell

“Kevo raped me and broke my leg.”
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Mello to Rammyreiz

“Yea well Me, Harriet, and Paula are on the bus.”

(Telling this to Ryan as to way she can’t talk because she is on the bus.)

(Mel being saracatic to ryan)
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Melcifer

“I want a pot..so I can grow weed in it.”
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Melcifer

“Let’s just sit here and become fatasses…oh wait we already are.”
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Melcifer

“Like I can’t inhale. Like I will cough up a lung…..but I can inhlae pot.”

(She is talking about how she can’t inhale a cig. but she can inhale pot.)
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Melcifer

“I like my cob webs…at least I don’t have spiders like ……….”
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Meeellllciiifer

“Is this in my head I don’t know what to think he knelt to the floor and pulled out a gun and said shooot me paully annus my head is about to explode in this boring ass night class.”

(A remix to a song created by Mello Yellow during Dr. Roof’s class.)
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Melcifer

“I feel like my face is just oling up.”
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Mel

“I need to cut off my nose.”
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Mel

“It’s a piece of shit full of shit.”
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Mellcifer

“What now crotch shot.”
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Mel to Kris in the Dollar Tree

“Paula would have a hayday in the store.”
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Mel

“Hey Paula…do you remeber parking where Craig parks and hitting the tree and water falls out of it and you said, “Oh look it’s raining again!”

(Drunkasses and Dumbasses.)
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Melcifer to Me

“It said slumber on the bag you piece of shit.”

(Me and Mel in Wal-Mart talking about getting a sleeping bag but she called it a ’slumber bag’ and I made fun of her and she shot me down by saying this.)
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Melllcifer

“No, I just make them do stuff cause they’re dumb.”

(Comment made by Mel to Me about Chris and Adamn.)
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Mel

A smoker: “Do any of y’all have a lighter.”

Mel’s response: “Nope. We don’t smoke.”
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Mel and Adam

Adam: “What are you gonna do?”

Mel: “Drink all of your alcohol.”
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Mel to Shane

“You are stinkin the car with your cigarette.”
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Mel to Adam

“You’re full of shit you piece of twat.”
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Mel and Adam

“Adam will just call me just to tell me his asshole is on fire.”
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Mel’s Professor at Spring Hill

“Contian yourself I’m giving a test and my class can hear your donkey laugh.”

(Todd was trying to swat away a lady bug but hit himself in the balls… and Mel fell on the ground laughing and caused a disruption to a class.)
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Mell and Harr

Har: “Mel, I look like a dog.”

Mel: “Harr, It’s looks like you’ve got down syndrome.”
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Mel

“I wanna sleep with salad scents in the air.”
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Mel

“Paula, have you ever met anyone that you didn’t think was funny?”
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Mel to Harriet the Spy

Mel: “It’s Cale you plut Clay.”

Harriet: “It is Clay.”

Mel: “You usually say Cole…..See you usually do get it fucked up.”

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Mel and Me

Mel: “Dude let’s map quest Kentucky to Charleston.”

Me: “Dude let’s just tom tom it.”

Mel: “FUCK NO!”
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Mel n Cale

“I can’t wait til they get famous. And imma be like…yeah that’s Cale..I hooked up with him in his queen size bed.”
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Mel in the motor coach

“What does this do?”

(Mel literally pushing every button in the RV.)
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Mellody

“It’s cold as a fuck-a-roo.”

(As we are walking out of Waffle House to the car.”
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Mello about that girls laugh in the Affle Waffle

(Mel attempting to copy her laugh.)

“It makes me feel like my nose is going to suck into my brain.”
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Mellllll to Me

“Yull get boobs soon….”
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Mellllllllllllllllllllllll

“I wonder if you would get a discount if you worked there.”

(Talking about the Dollar Tree)
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Mel and 25 (the speed limit)

“My car doesn’t go that fucking slow!”
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Mel to Steph

“Can you taste the sparkles?”

(Talking about toothpaste.)
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Mel to Me

Me: “That peanut butter doesn’t look good.”

Mel: “Paula you don’t look good.”
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Mel to Kevbo

“Why do you pass out at parties?”
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Mel

“Oh Paula Anne… If I only had a gun.”
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Mel

“I don’t wanna have just just 2 kids becajse if one dies then you only have one left.”
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Mel

“The security is tighter than the mall.”
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Mel to Me

“Now laugh up a storm.”
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Mel about Spring Break ‘08

“So, I don’t get it. Are we going to sleep on beds or on the floor?”
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Mel

“That’s like from our school to earth. We live on Mars.”
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Mel

“You made up the system and you tried to follow.

(We were talking about climbimg the tree and how Harriet would make up the system and me not being able to follow.)
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Mel and Harriet (Spring Break ‘08)

Harriet: “How do you smell?”

Mel: “Amaziing…like eggs!”

(Mel just getting out of the shower.)
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Mel to everybody in the world

“Your worthless.”
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Mell

“Billyville.”
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Mellody

“It’s whatever.”
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Mello

“Did the toothpaste explode or something?”

(She said this because there was toothpaste all over the bathroom.)
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Mel to Me

“Ohhhhh…you get two F’s.”
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Mel

“Paula…..shut the FUCK up!”
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Mel and her nose

“Dude…Something really smells…Smells like ear wax. Kevbo come here…”

(mel smells him)

“No it’s not you you smell fine… like kevin.”

Kevbo: “Eww…smells like asshole.”

Mel: “Like feet. I think it’s the fries. Kev let me see your food.”

(Mel smells the food.)

“Ahh…it’s your FOOD!! Smells like a bowling alley!!”

Kevbos face…PRICELESS!
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Mellody

“I have to do it this way for Paula……she’s an idiot.”
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Mel to Harriet

“Harriet go by the quadss…..(2 seconds later)…Harriet go by the quads.”

(Proof that Mel has NO short term memory.)
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Mel to Harry

“I’m only doing this to fuck with Harriet.”

(As Mel is ripping down the Christmas lights in our dorm room.)
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Mel

“Omg! My mouse is going ape shit!!!”
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Mel to Harriet

“Burch. Isn’t that in a movie and the persons retarded.”
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Mel to Me

“You laugh like my mom.”
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Mel to Me

“Paula shut up!!!…..put a cock in it!!”
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Mel

“All I see is Paula hiding behind a Magnolia tree.”

(Talking about my hiding place during the raver.)
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Mel

“Ohhhh reallly… you don’t like roaches.”

(Mels scared of sharks and I was gonna play a trick on her and then she threatened me with a roach.)
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Mel to Me

Me: “Did yall know that…”

(Mel rudely interupts me and says..)

“No we didn’t!”
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Mellons

“It smells like fart.”
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Mel to Me

“Paula never sees it…..”
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Mel and Harry

Harriet: “That would be fun to ride a golf cart on.”

Mel: “Just get in Adam’s car…it’s like riding a golf cart all over the place.”
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Mel

“You could of said it was a cloud and Paula would of believed it.”
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Mel mel mel

“I wouldn’t put stock in shit.”
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Mel’s stripper comment

“I’d rather fuck Adam then be a stripper……………..I think.”
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Meeel

“If Adam told me jump off I would…and then he could follow that’s how bad I trust him.”

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Mel

A ‘Quaustomer?’ (customer)
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Mellontits

“And well Sydnie smells to bad to talk to.”
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Mel

“I’ll send it by the buckets!”

(Sour patch watermelons.)
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Mel

“Paula.. Your shoes make farting noises.”
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Mell

“This shits burning my face.”
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Mel to Adam

“You know what Adam, let’s just have a party in the car.”
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Mel about life

“Do you have a gun cause I would love to die.”
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Mel to Kevbo

“You have a half stash.”
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Mel to kev in Texas Roadhouse

“A laughing tooter.”

(Kevin was laughing so hard he farted.)
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Mel

“Crockdustining it.”

(about crocks)
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Melcifer

“You haven’t heard the new thing is pickled pancakes.”
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Melcifer

“Is she pregnant or just fat?”
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Melcifer

“Paula will sure as hell wait…she has to study.”

(Talking about how I will wait in the cafe for any amount of time because I have to study. Someone asked if we would wait and this was Mel’s response.)
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Mellody and Me

Me: “There are soo many mirrors in a gym.”

Mel: “To remind you that you are fat as fuck.”
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Meklllcifer

“Let’s make fishy faces.”
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Mel

“It’s a fanner!”
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Melloooocunt

“Whipping whopping.”

(Talppppp talking about 13 cent Ramen Noodles.)

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Mell

“We are going to hell because our asses are so fat they won’t go up.”
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Melcifffer

“Well…she doesn’t know how to park God’s car.”

(I was telling Mel about Elizabeth Thomas’ car and how she thinks it came from God. Cause we were parked right beside it and she did a jew job parking the car.)
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Mel

“Jew job.”
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Mellicger to Me

“Would you cool your jets.”
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Mellllcifer to Me

“Paula.. You look like a raindeer.”

(Me laughing my butt off.)

“You gotta fix your hair… It looks a raindeers antlers.”
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Mel to us about a dog

Mel: “Look, a dog ate my shoe. I was pissed. I like took my shoe off, hit the dog and said, ‘Don’t do it again.’”

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Mel

“Paula, you have monkey feet.”
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Mel to Adam and Kevbo

“You and Kevin can go fiddle fardle around.”
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Mel and Adams funeral speech

-What Mel is gonna say at Adam’s funeral:

“He is an asshole… But I love him to death.”

-What Adam is gonna say at Mel’s funeral:

“She was a bitch… But I love her to death.”
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Mel’s lingo

‘Ice chest’ instead of cooler

‘Hoe out’ instead of bail out
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What Mel said English would do to her since her deb ball was better

“She might fucking light my ass on fire.”
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Mel to Adam and Kev (LA Roadtrip)

“I can do multiple things….I’m a girl.”
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Mel to a random car on the road

“You’re suppose to yeild to me, bitch!”
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Mel to Adam and Kev

“Bye boys. Have a good day at school!”

(What mel said to Adam and Kevbo at the dry cleaners.)
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Mel and Me (LA Roadtrip)

Me: “It smells like shhme and mel shhhittt!”

Mel: “Paula, you look like shit.”
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Mel about kev (LA Roadtrip)

Kevin ‘Warning’ Davidson

Instead of Kevin ‘Warren’ Davidson
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