My Quotes

Me and Harr

Me: “He’s one of those that watches the sci fi channel.”

Harr:”…and thinks it’s real.”

(Talking about Matthew)

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Me and Harr

Me: “Oh, she still dates that kid..uhh Robert”

Harr: “Oh, the high school boy.”

Me: “Yeah.”

Harr: “He’s still in highshool right?”
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Me:

“My car sucks and blows…at the same time.”
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“Har is gonna come out the shower and think she’s dirty.”
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“The gamecocks are fucking worthless.”
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Me an Harr

(Talking about adderall)

Harr: “Are they capsules?”

Me: “No, they are pills.”

(10 seconds later)

Harr: “That was not the correct answer.”
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Me and Levi

Me: “How many questions are the test?”

Levi: “50…That’s means you can miss a pretty good amount.”
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Me to Mel

“Type in clothes cleaning.”

(We were trying to find a legit dry cleaners.)
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Me and Kristy

“There’s Ashley Lentz!!”
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Kristalssss

“I don’t need a in-the-butt incident.”

Me and Harr

Harr: “I didn’t wash my face…I’ll probably wake up with a shitload of pimples.”

Me: “I didn’t brush my teeth…I’ll probably wake up with a shitload of cavities.”

Harr: Well, I peed…so I won’t wake up in a puddle of piss.”

“How do you smile..you need a muscle to smile.”

“I need to blow up your b-room.”

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Me to Mel and Harr about Kristy’s big ass hair

“Her hair is just so big you can’t see her sweat.”
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“Odds are you get shot. But you can’t say that I didn’t warn you.”
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How to say “I hate math” in Spanish

“Yo odio las mathaticas.”

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Me

“You’re wierd…you’re a weird cracker”
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Me and Kris

Kristy: “It’s like fishin’”

Me: “She has 2 holes.”

(Talking about the earphone holes on her computer.)
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Spring Break ‘08 Quotes

“shit your fucked drive.”

(We were on some random road trying to find a beach in Flordia.)

Mel

“My cervacals.”

Me

“Get your fun caps on…We’re getting fucked up tonight.”

Kris

“Yeah, like a skunk. Let me permantly fart on you”

Mel

“It’s nausiating.”

Mel

Mel-”Crank that back.”

Hb- “Yull be crankin’ it forward.”

(Talking about the car seat in Kia Sophia.)

“Pontoon’ it”

Harr

“I hate this fucking car”

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Me to Mel

“You’re crunching nuts.”
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Me

“Where the fuck are my rainbows?”
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Me about a firetruck

“That’s a cute firetruck.”

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Me to Mel

“It’s not good to hold sneezes in.”
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Me

“I don’t do drugs I use them”

Me and Harriet

Harr: “Parathetics have come a long way.”

Me: “Yeah…it probably cost an arm and a leg.”
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Something actually funny Mama said:

(There a guy on the choppper motoecyle with his arms way in the air and she said this..)

“I hope a bug doesn’t fly and hit him in the armpit.”

(Me, Harry, and Mama dieee out laughing.)
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“Your gonna get all chlorinny.”
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Me to everyone

“You all have to buy my book cause I have quotes in my crack.”
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Me and Kris telling time

Kris: “You have 2 minutes.”

Me: “I have 4.. my clock says 4.”

Kris: “Well, my phone is hooked up to satelite.”

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Me and Kristy

Me: “It’s called yes yes yes yes.”

Kris: “Can we watch that?”

Me: “YESSS!”
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Me and Mellllicunt

Me: “What kind of gum are you chewing?”

Mel: “Minty fresh vodkey.”
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Me and Mellllss

Me: “You can get eggs..any style you want.”

Mel: “In-the-butt style.”
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Me and Meldude

Me: “Mellon, do you have any gum?”

Mel: “No, I don’t loose lips.”
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Me to Adam

“Your breathe keeps it real.”
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Car names (Louisiana Roadtrip)

Adams car AKA “The Missionary” cause everybody wants to ride in it.

Kevbos car AKA “The Reverse Cowgirl” cause his car is girlie.

Mels car AKA “in-the-butt.”

Our car AKA “Chili Dog” cause noone wants to ride in it.
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Me and Adam (Louisiana Roadtrip)

Adam: “Pa wanna dorito?”

Me: “Well, that’s a pringle not a dorito, but no thanks!”

(This is the day after New Years when we were in New Orleans.)
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