“Why would you do that?”
(Mocking Harr)

“I don’t care about politics, I just wanna get paid.”

“All I have now is 30 dollars, a bag of grass, and a t-shirt.”

“It’s not that much pot, but it’s enough to get a ticket.”

“We are headed to the mountains. Dude, we got lots and lots of ups and downs.”

“I don’t think yankees can make a living writing Hallmark cards.”

“We are gonna do this this and this and fuck in a tree.”

“We’re getting married. I don’t know when he’s gonna divorce me now.”
(Making fun of this girl because she won’t break up with her boyfriend. And instead is just waiting on him to breakup with her)

“See, that’s why they pick the crops and we don’t.”

“We should start running, so like when she comes back she’ll be like ‘I’m skinny!’ and we’ll be like ‘We’re skinnier!!’