“They had a variety of chances to show what was going on.”
(Making fun of ANTM)

“I don’t date people for their feet.”

“I’m nice to people that work at dead end jobs.”

“Don’t get hurt on my property. We only pay death benefits.”

“I get paid on Wednesday and have to spend it all on Thursday.”

“Gay people have girly handwriting.”

“Professor Brickey… her tests are tricky.”

“We can probably retire off of all these beer cans.”

“Would youuuuuu likkkkee tooooo lickkkk myyyyy haiiirrryyy nuttt sacccckkkk???”

“Does this shirt make my cock look bigger?”