Me: “I’m gonna lock you out the house.”
Kris: “I got a debit card.”

Casey: “Hey, what’s up?”
Me: “Just sitting in the bed with Kristals. Kristals=Kristy.”
Casey: “Yeah, I know what you meant. And well I’m sitting on the couch with Chrissy. Chrissy=Chris.”

Me: “I just made a 48 on my test.”
Mel: “Dudeeeeeeee. I’m about to do the same thing. Haha ”
Me: “Hahaha! Well, good luck dude.”
Mel: “After tonight I’m saying fuck it. And then I’m going to get about a 15 on my lab practical.”
Me: “Well. That’s better than a zero.”
Mel: “Yeah. I’m hoping 15 is how much my name is worth, because that’s about all I’ll be able to write on the test.”
Me: “HAHAHHA….crackbook.”

Person 1: “I’m gonna shave my legs.”
Person 2: (watching tv)
Person 1: “Can you hear me?”
Person 2: “Yes.”
Person 1: “What did I say then?”
Person 2: “You hate nigs.”

Mel: “I feel like if I drive right now, I’ll drive right over a cliff.”
Bubble Gum: “I feel like you do that anyway.”
(Talking about Mel always drives like she’s gonna kill herself)

J Chris and Adam: “If we don’t get any ass, you’re gonna get two MacBooks up your asshole.”
Me: “That’s gonna be an expensive asshole.”
Adamn: “You’re gonna wanna crackbook that.”

Dustin to McKenzie: “Crack kills.”
McKenzie’s response: “Well, in this case it saves.”

Albert: “You can get a lot of people fed with those.”
Kiefer: “I’m not hungry anymore… thanks for the shot.”
(Talking about Jell-o shots)

Me: “I could see Chris speed skating.”
Harr: “Figure, maybe.”

J Chris: “I wear North Face when my patagonia is dirty.”
Wyatt: “I wear Gucci when my Louis is dirty.”