“If I don’t smoke this I’m gonna die. If i do smoke this I’m gonna die. Either way I’m fucked.”
(Talking about being pissed and smoking a cigarette.)

“I probably had a pimple jump from my face to yours.”

“I forgot how much of a nut you were.. I just want to crack you open and see your silly face!! NOW”

I mean who shuns fun?!

“I wanna read… I don’t wanna do homework.”

“Bitch, don’t tell me how to run my crackbook!”

“You’re more sunlight tapped. He is more like sunlight bitch slapped.”
(Jessica D. walks in with sunburn and Erika said this to her and also tells her two cent about Jordan’s sunburn as well.)

“I figured if I pay to eat shitty food… I might as well eat a lot of it.”
(Talking about the caf food.)

“Well, I just devoured that like a fat fuck.”