“You aren’t looking for them if they aren’t missing.”
(Talking about how I annoy everyone with the saying that I scream at every party, which is WHERE’S KRISTY!!)

“There are more hot bitches on facebook than on TV. Plus, they put out.”

“Since when do you vacuum treehouses?”

“I was so fucked up last night I chugged two red bull and still passed out.”

(About to leave to go ice skating when we hear J Chris freaking out..)
“WHAT THE FUCK!?!? There’s a goddamn Bud Light Lime beer top in my room!!! This is suppose to be a fratty treehouse.”

“Madame Mellody”
(Talking about living in a whore house. Kinda ironic cause now he’s living there. hahaha)

“Which ones bigger, Kevin…. your cock or your yacht?”

“Anything over six inches is hazing.”

(Todd is painting the jail cell and his writing down a bunch of famous names of people that went to jail. J Chris comes in and says this…)
“WHERE’S MARTHA STEWART!?!”

“J Chris Owens wishes he had a cool slogan like the other candidates. How bout “Vote Katie Tull she is hotter than Erin Andrews through a keyhole.” or “Vote Katie… she’ll be your matey”…get it cause we are bucs or “to get through convo pack a bowl…when your done vote for Tull.”