“What reindeer doesn’t have antlers?
(Talking about my bed sheets)

“Welcome to Georgia! We’ll fuck ya!”

“I’m seriously going to smash this over your head, and then make you buy me a new one”
(Talking about her guitar)

“You’re the bad driver. I’m going on cruise control.”
(This is the saying Jenny wants to put on the back of the car)

“How’s that going for you… having NO personality?”

“I feel like the longer I live here, the trashier I get.”
(Talking about living in North Charleston)

“Have you ever sucked a dick?”

“You just laughed at your own comment.”

“Grumpy genitals will turn into grinning.”

“It looks like a person in the fashion world was a little confused on how to make a shirt.”
(We were in the caf and some random girl was wearing a shirt that had like one long sleeve, one short sleeve, half long, half short)