“That’s vital to my life.”
(Talking about the only pen she had for finals)

“Okay… I’ll just use a dirty sock.”
(Trying to find something to wipe with after popping a squat by the car at a concert)

“I just want to smack her in the head and tell her to smarten up.”

“So, funny I almost forgot to laugh.”

“How sad… we are chug a lugging via text.”

“You always take the best part of what I have!!”

“It wasn’t even that great. So, the ticket wasn’t even worth it!”
(Getting pulled over by the cop on campus after…)

“Dude, maybe since he is 28… he lost his sense of flirting.”

“In this case, the minis are better.”

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