“Why would you do that?”
(Mocking Harr)

“Fuck off! It’s fuck off Paula scent.”
(I asked her what perfume she was wearing)

“My feelings are hurt. Are yours hurt?”

“Change it! This is giving me a hangover.”
(Talking about Miley Cyrus’ song See You Again)

“Dude. If you fucking put it on pause one more time, I’ll cut your fucking balls off!”

“You can’t date someone you don’t trust.”

“It looks like we had a french fry party in my car.”

“Everytime I wake up next to Kevin there’s something wrong with me.”

“I have no idea WHY I am in CLASS on my BIRTHDAY.. but I figured I’d make one good decision by going to class.”

“I didn’t even make myself throw up. Adam’s toilet made me. It smelled like an elephant’s zoo.”