“How do I wake up and not care for someone?”
(Talking about she all of a sudden hated a certain person)

“I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but I don’t always agree with them.”

“I had no idea that I was scheduling my on intervention.”

“Shove your A’s up your B.”

“I’m sayin’ she got money. Fix that.”

“If I could pee right now, life would be perfect.”
(Katz had to go to the hospital for a injured knee. She was in a stretcher and was given a drug and a warm blanket by a cute nurse named Matthew. The only catch was she had been complaining about peeing since we got to the hospital. So, she asked Matthew and he was like yeah.. let me get a cup because we might need a urine sample. (45 minutes later) Katz still has to pee)

“You steal my koozie, I steal your hoe.”

“You can’t get a good apple from a bad tree.”

“That is what you call just dumbass stupid.”

Question: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Answer: “At the bottom.”