“That’s what I get for being color coordinated instead of practical.”
(She bent down and her zipper busted and then said this)

“Choose the hill you’re willing to die on. Is this the hill I’m willing to die on based on what I believe in?”

“Don’t think that all the people you are flying with are alive.”

“You are what you are.”

“The light at the end of the tunnel is actually fire.”
(Talking about hell and how our nation is headed straight to it)

“They’re not in jail because they’re smart.”

“We all woke up this morning, so we are all happy campers.”

“Thou shall not smoke dope and skip rope.”

“You cannot look for an elephant in a matchbox.”

“I’m an all purpose professor.”
(Teaches no-see-ems how to say the word ask)